To the poor level 5 shaman I trampled earlier today on the entry ramp to The Exodar:
I apologize. I was having entirely too much fun moving at 160% run speed and didn't notice you until I felt that slight bump in an otherwise pleasantly smooth (and rapid) ride into town.
Don't worry, I have full coverage on my
elephant mastodon mammoth pimpmobile Elekk, and though my rates might go up, all your medical bills will be on me...since I'm a priest, after all. In fact, I can probably fix that thing that's going on with the hump on your back. ...what do you mean, 'what hump?' ?
P.S.: Bonus points if you got that reference.
P.P.S.: Ding!
I apologize. I was having entirely too much fun moving at 160% run speed and didn't notice you until I felt that slight bump in an otherwise pleasantly smooth (and rapid) ride into town.
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